"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing stupid, apples don't talk.
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies.
what did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin,get in the car.
Sit back and chill! =D
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